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Post by sebjones86 on Jan 22, 2019 16:12:05 GMT
HAHAAAA ace! he looks like his sexual preferences exist way outside of societal norms. Looking forward to adding him to my bonfire!
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Post by Tom on Jan 22, 2019 17:03:49 GMT
...another slag to add to the pile...
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Post by sebjones86 on Jan 22, 2019 18:24:28 GMT
(Don’t worry though. If TPOPS’ opening couple of games are anything to go by - my bonfire is just a damp pile of leaves with no hope of ignition)
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Post by sebjones86 on Jan 22, 2019 21:16:01 GMT
THE GAMBLING DEN T.P.O.P.S. VS The BansheesAnd just like that - Gang War came to Rusty Hole. The Path of Perpetual Suffering and The Banshees had the same idea of securing the town's Gambling Den. A good move as it is sure to bring in a steady source of credits (cos Turf Wars aren't cheap!) Above: Cawdor and Escher deploy, soon enough the bullets and las-rounds start flying. Above: Osian and Matholwch of House Cawdor take up a good shooting position but fail to bring down any Banshees Above: Dewi, a nervous Juve lies in ambush... Above: Dewi launches himself at the enemy but soon finds himself outnumbered and floored by the superior foe. Lesson learned (+D3 exp though) Above: Banshee Leader Little Claw launches a devastating attack on the Cawdor left flank. She threw herself at the enemy lopping off limbs and kicking dicks. She added 3 to her tally this battle, all shall fear her name. Little Claw will be one to watch this Turf War methinks Wrap up: Shots were exchanged pretty evenly but it was house Escher's that did the most damage on the day. Little Claw's debut in combat was enough to swing the battle in House Escher's favour. Being new to the gambling business, The Banshees ended up making a substantial loss on their first night at the den. Little Claw had to sell her plasma pistol and photon flash flares to pay the mounting debts! Cawdor scurry away without TWO of their starting lineup, now a feast for rats...
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Post by Mike on Jan 22, 2019 22:10:56 GMT
Great report!
And yes, the Banshees got a bit greedy at the gambling den!! Oops!
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Post by sebjones86 on Jan 26, 2019 12:20:55 GMT
THE DRINKING HOLE T.P.O.P.S. VS The BansheesFuming and bitter from their defeat at The Gambling Den, TPOPS decide to spring an ambush on The Banshees. It would be swift and deadly. There was absolutely no way this was going to backfire horribly... Above: Matholwch is first to emerge from the gloom! He leaps the rusted pipe and prepares to unleash holy death! He fumbles the firing mechanisms and becomes rooted with fear. The Banshees spin round and immediately come charging down the corridor, blasting with las and acid shotgun shells. Matholwch is blasted off his feet...
Above: House Escher spill down the corridor and wreak havoc on The Path!
Wrap up: The Drinking Hole belongs to The Banshees. Celebrations last long in to the night. Cawdor scurry away, back in to the gloom to lick their wounds.
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Post by Mike on Jan 26, 2019 12:34:51 GMT
You were very unfortunate with your boom-crossbow, it could have been a very different story!
A lucky escape for the Banshees! Is it the will of the Hive Spirits, or has Little Claw just been on the Spook again?
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Post by sebjones86 on Jan 26, 2019 12:52:53 GMT
You were very unfortunate with your boom-crossbow, it could have been a very different story! A lucky escape for the Banshees! Is it the will of the Hive Spirits, or has Little Claw just been on the Spook again? I like the way my Cawdor are going. They’re becoming the villain in a Saturday morning cartoon from the 90. Always have a grand plan which backfires horribly. Had a good session at Jason’s last night. Got a couple of games hashed out. Write ups to follow... #spoileralert Jack Schitt is back and is an absolute murderer!
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Post by Mike on Jan 26, 2019 13:47:14 GMT
Ooooh! I need my Rusty Hole news dammit!
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Post by Tom on Jan 26, 2019 15:33:00 GMT
I'll be cutting that heavy crossbow-mans hands off soon enough. He was the blight of my existence!!
Just you wait Mike, you're gonna wish you were tucked back under your duvet when Gaz's boss sets foot into the fray!! Jason set him on the path of pure, unadulterated OP jizz fuel!!!
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Post by sebjones86 on Jan 26, 2019 16:23:31 GMT
I'll be cutting that heavy crossbow-mans hands off soon enough. He was the blight of my existence!! Just you wait Mike, you're gonna wish you were tucked back under your duvet when Gaz's boss sets foot into the fray!! Jason set him on the path of pure, unadulterated OP jizz fuel!!! Matholwch pumped 5 rockets into The T-1250 and only put one OOA. I’ll cut his hands off myself! He did a good job of suppressing your dudes though. Till JS thought f*ck this and went on a mad one. Gaz’ leader is currently on a hateful, nerd montage. Building himself a suit so he can get revenge on the high school bullies that injured his spinal chord. “Unadulterated OP jizz fuel” ....... HAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
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Post by Tom on Jan 26, 2019 17:47:51 GMT
Yea ok in fairness, he didn't do as much damage as he could have done, pretty sure he only actually directly hit once too. 1 OOA and jack pinned at the end. Not all bad. Like you said it stopped 3 of my guys pretty much doing anything for the majority of the game.
I was going through the scenario of JS stimmed and his boss stimmed and just slamming into each other, and however you swing it, unless he missed EVERYTHING or i had unstoppable behemoth, JS would not end well. Not gonna lie, Jack is slightly concerned, he may be visiting the dregs drinking hole soon and recruiting one of the meanest SOB's around......
and yea ..... its ..... "Wyld Stallyns" ...... *insert riff here*
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Post by sebjones86 on Jan 26, 2019 20:54:05 GMT
THE WASTES The Miners' Union VS The Cult of the Bloodied KissA disused corner of Rusty Hole becomes the stage for a brief but bitter shootout. The Cult of the Blooded Kiss, led by a sinister looking figure in a skull mask clash with The Miners' Union. Above: The followers of the dark gods ransack the Miners' hoard. Eating their food and p*ssing on their sleeping bags. They could wash the sleeping bags but ultimately they're always going to smell at least faintly of p*ss. After a while you could get used to that but who wants to be used to the smell of p*ss? Throw em away I say, if anything it's excuse to get a new one.
Above: Helot cultists of The Blooded Kiss single out Miners Leader Syd 'The Gun'. Syd holds them for a while but is eventually overpowered and badly beaten with a club. He suffers severe spinal injuries.
Wrap up: The Bloodied Kiss take hold of The Wastes, swiftly overpowering an under-equipped Miners' Union. As Syd 'The Gun' regained consciousness hours later, he swore bitter revenge on the man in the skull mask. He would see him bleed for this!
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Post by sebjones86 on Jan 27, 2019 11:19:49 GMT
THE BONE SHRINES The Wyld Stallyns VS The Path of Perpetual SufferingThe ashed and bones of Rusty Hole's heroes and dubious religions fanatics are enshrined in a public vault. Locals pay good creds to get their dose of holy bones! After The Emperor came to Llywellyn in a dream and told him to take control of the shrines, he wasted no time in mobilising TPOPS and heading over. Unfortunately for him, The Wyld Stallyns led by legendary hard a$$ Jack Schitt had other plans... Above: The Wyld Stallyns quickly overpower the sentries and start blasting
Above: Dewi hadn't been a ganger long but he was full of enthusiasm to prove his dedication to gang and Emperor!
Above: Three gangers of House Goliath bare down on Dewi but he holds his ground.
Above: Dewi's unshakable faith is rewarded when Jack Schitt used him as a club to destroy his own stash. Thankfully his wounds are superficial.
Above: Goliath use the cover of a randomly placed door to their advantage, keeping them safe from Cawdor sniper fire.
Wrap up: Once again TPOPS greet defeat like an old friend. Jack Schitt roars in frustration as House Cawdor retreat yet again in to the shadows to hatch yet another cunning plan. The day belongs to House Goliath, as do all the credits the local hivers pay to visit their dead ancestors.
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Post by Tom on Jan 27, 2019 12:04:34 GMT
I maintain that Juves will always be the men of the hour!! Juve offs are always entertaining, as are feats of insane bravery by juves (like Dewi) against comparable titans!
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